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Reblogged from gottafigurethisout
If a guy tells you that he paused his video game to text you back, he’s lying. No seriously, think about it, how else would you know that he paused his video game to text you back? How does he even know that it’s you? It could be his mum. Ok fine, he could glance at his phone and see you name. But COME ON. If you try this as a test, hiding behind the door, texting him, seeing what he does, you are a creepy crazy girl and this is why no guy wants to marry you and why not you add on and go drown yourself because you would take advice from a pink poster with black words on it telling you what you should be looking out for in a man.

If a guy tells you that he paused his video game to text you back, he’s lying.

No seriously, think about it, how else would you know that he paused his video game to text you back? How does he even know that it’s you? It could be his mum. Ok fine, he could glance at his phone and see you name. But COME ON. If you try this as a test, hiding behind the door, texting him, seeing what he does, you are a creepy crazy girl and this is why no guy wants to marry you and why not you add on and go drown yourself because you would take advice from a pink poster with black words on it telling you what you should be looking out for in a man.

(Source: gottafigurethisout)

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  2. thelusiveman reblogged this from gottafigurethisout and added:
    Or just text realllllyyy fast :3
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    If a guy tells you that he paused his video game to text you back, he’s lying. No seriously, think about it, how else...
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    dia pause sbb nak off hp.
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    I’m doing that
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    Um, really? I hope this is sarcasm because I think there should be higher standards to your relationships and...
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    HAK HAK . Kalau main counter strikes mampu lah nak pause . Tapi bagaimana kalau tengah tengok bola fav team mereka ?...
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